shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

fake-mermaid:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

catasters:

"Do you bring food with you??"

awkward-rose:

so I was trying to take a selfie in class and my friend wanted to be in it so he leaned back his chair but then he started falling and

assbut-and-cumberbooty:

talk dirty to me

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